MAY 4		tOA's new message boards are open... Posted by Frank Jewett, on ETC Message Board Click here to view

		"Hey, I was at Walgreen's the other night and saw the Masterlock in special WCW Saturn blister pak. You forget how SCARY Saturn looked when he had them white contacts in. He should consider going back to that look. Then he could punk out Lawler every time he says 'puppies' in the five octaves high voice. Then he could turn on Terri and break her fingers so she never does that 'horny little she-devil' thing again." CRZ

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